Vereinfachung der deutschen Sprache in nur 5 Schritten

„ … fereinfakung der nok swirikeren und unsinikeren kramatik …“


Im Folgenden ein humoristischer Beitrag zum Thema Vereinfachung der deutschen Sprache (mit einem bösen Seitenhieb auf das Niederländische …). Für alle, denen Deutsch schon immer zu kompliziert war! :-) (Gefunden übrigens in den unendlichen Weiten des World Wide Web!)

Erster Schritt:

Wegfall der Großschreibung
einer sofortigen einführung steht nichts
mehr im weg, zumal schon viele grafiker
und werbeleute zur kleinschreibung
übergegangen sind

zweiter schritt:
wegfall der dehnungen und schärfungen
diese masname eliminirt schon di gröste
felerursache in der grundschule, den sin oder
unsin unserer konsonantenverdopelung hat
onehin nimand kapirt

driter schrit:
v und ph ersetzt durch f,
z ersetzt durch s,
sch verkürtzt auf s
das alfabet wird um swei buchstaben redusirt,
sreibmasinen und setsmasinen fereinfachen
sich, wertfole arbeitskräfte könen der wirtsaft
sugefürt werden

firter srit:
g, c und ch ersetst durch k,
j und y ersetst durch i
ietst sind son seks bukstaben auskesaltet, di sulseit
kan sofort fon neun auf swei iare ferkürtst werden,
anstat aktsik prosent rektsreibunterikt könen nütslikere
fäker wi fisik, kemi oder auk reknen mer kepflekt

fünfter srit:
wekfal fon ä-, ö- und ü-seiken
ales uberflusike ist ietst auskemertst, di ortokrafi
wider slikt und einfak. naturlik benotikt es einike
seit, bis diese fereinfakung uberal riktik ferdaut ist,
fileikt ein bis swei iare. anslisend durfte als nekstes
sil di fereinfakung der nok swirikeren und
unsinikeren kramatik anfisirt werden. 


...und fertik war di holandise sprake!



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  • Das war so gut!

    It really made my day.

    Als sechster Schritt würde ich noch d' Artikeln und d' Konjugation weglassen, und von da an wäre Deutsch auch für ausländische Sprachlerner ziemlich leicht zugänglich.

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